:::by jill:::

cooking/food-related things that indicate that i am now in college:

i wash dishes in the bathroom.
my idea of a fancy dinner has become an Uncle Ben's Rice Bowl.
i wash plastic silverware religiously.
paper towels have become invaluable; they are plates, napkins, and countertops.
i drink from the carton not because i am lazy or sloppy, but because we have no cups.
cereal usually accounts for two meals a day.
i have eaten cereal with a fork. more than once.
i realize now what an ingenius device the toaster is and how the microwave pales in comparison.
i can't make anything as complicated as kraft macaroi and cheese.
i miss cooking.

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