:::by michele:::

don�t stick your head between the railings on a staircase- most likely you will be stuck and a medical emergency will ensue. and your mom and dad will be really pissed about it, not to mention embarrassed.

never shave your legs in the dark.

(unless you don�t mind scars)

rub your elbows with half a lemon for extra exfoliation. and tweeze your hairs in the opposite direction of growth. and let the wax sit for two minutes before application. and never shake a diet coke like its a maraca before you pull the tab.

and blood will wash off of your panties with really cold water and a good soak.

and ketchup hardly ever washes off.

and blue jeans will eventually shrink.

and bad haircuts will fade away.

and holes can be mended.

people can be consoled.

buildings can be reconstructed.

But don�t laugh or smile too much

(unless you don�t mind wrinkles)

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